New Dropout Boogie Art

New flier for Kansas City DJ collective Dropout Boogie. If you have old-fashioned 3D glasses put 'em on and look at the image.

The Sqardinurtle

Wild-Cards Limited Edition Screen Printed Tee Pre-Order

Celebrate October baseball in St.Louis by pre-ordering your one of a kind, limited run hand screen printed "wild card" t-shirt.  3 colors on  comfy white Canvas brand t-shirt. Order now because supplies are limited and once they are gone, they're gone.

just follow the link below

http://jert.bigcartel.com

Sidekicks and Soulmates group show

*poster not by me
If you're in the Lou (St.Louis) this Friday stop by the Mad Art Gallery and check out the Sidekicks and Soulmates Opening Reception. I have a new piece in this group show entitled "Alternative Girlfriend Suicide". If you've never been to this gallery you need to check it out, it's an old police station/ jail that has been converted into a mega badass gallery.

LETS GO CARDINALS!!!!

Ale Yeah! Finished product

This is a vehicle wrap I helped put together for the Ale Yeah! Craft Beer Boutique.
I chose the color scheme and illustrated the characters. A graphic designer at the vehicle wrap store designed the clouds, layed out the text and built the magnetic 3-D barrel.
Overall I think this is a very bright, attention grabbing mobile advertisement for a great local Atlanta business. I was happy to be a part of the project. Big thanks to Eddie, Cisco, Jay, and Jenny.
Stay tuned for an Ale yeah! Jert shirt thats in the works.

New Flag for the Tea Party

*after some of the feedback I've been getting about this piece of satire, I figured I should provide some reference material for those that might not understand it's meaning.

Here is a link to the symbolic meaning of the phrase "let them eat cake"

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-does-let-them-eat-cake-mean.htm

Here is a link about the Tea Party's use of the gadsden flag

http://www.gadsden.info/Tea-Party.html

Here is a video of rich Tea Party Congressman asshole

Dirty Bird

portrait of a drummer for an album insert I am designing, will post finished product on the blog soon 

Man Eating Tiger

This piece was done for a band t-shirt, the band is called Man Eating Tiger

The Jert Locker Tumblr Photo Blog

http://jertlocker.tumblr.com

This is the new internet home of my photographs, I post them in bunches, once or twice a week. The photos are in no particular order, they are randomly plucked from my overcrowded hard drive and plopped right on to the tumblr page. Not sure what path this blog will end up taking. Pictures are just kind of my hobby. For now I'm just going to post things on the Jert Locker to unwind and visually stimulate my mind while jogging my memory. I don't really know shit about photography, I just play around with the settings and try to make the colors look pretty. I really do love taking pictures. It annoys the crap out of anyone that has to spend any length of time with me.

Wax Pac-Man screen print

Earlier in the summer I had help making some screen prints from my good friend Chris Nuenschwander. He showed me the ropes and taught me the process. I'll go into all that in more detail on a later blog post, for now I just wanted to share the screen templates and the final product. I will have these for sale on etsy soon for $25, all archival materials, shipped with acid-free archival cardboard backing. If your interested in ordering one of these before I put them up on etsy contact me at mrjert@yahoo.com .

Super Subtle Political Cartoon

Lets be Buddies!

you can follow my activities on the Jert Facebook page!

Dynamic Eagle on Paperwalker!

*by the incredible Florian Satzinger of Austria

Found this on one of the coolest blogs in the world

WOW! How cool is that right! Jimmy Jamz might have to start a Student gallery...

If you haven't seen it go check out http://paperwalker.blogspot.com now!

For Shark Week

from the experts at Super Experts U.S.A.

A.J. Scott Commission

THIS COULD BE YOU! email me if your interested in a studio commission, I'd love to draw you.

mrjert@yahoo.com

Fight Club Re-Do

Digital fixed up a couple of wonky spots...yes I am totally a history revisionist

Tea Party disasters

Hitchcock!

graphite drawing of Alfred Hitchcock

Coffee Mug!

I did this illustration for the Hey! cafe in New Orleans. It is for their coffee mugs. I'll post a picture of the final product once I get one. 

Ale Yeah! Car Wrap

I designed this lil' fella for the Ale Yeah Beer boutique in Decatur (Atlanta), Georgia. It's going to be a car wrap on a Nissan Cube, I'll post a picture of the final product once it is completed. Thanks again to Eddie and the other proprietors of that GREAT beer store, can't wait to see this guy driving around town.

Sexy Lord Vader Pin-Up print for sale at the Jert store!

High Resolution limited edition print of an original 18x24 acrylic and ink painting by American underground pop artist Jert. This print features a woman in a Darth Vader helmet, batman cape, steak bra and cut-off daisy dukes bar-b-queing an angry steak person on a Weber charcoal grill. Digitally Printed on 10 pt card stock, at 8.5" x 11" with sharp, beautiful colors. It is a perfect print for pin-up collectors, bbq enthusiasts, lovers of the classic Star Wars trilogy or anyone that digs paintings of beautiful women. Originally created for a Meatmen (band) gig poster in 2011. All prints numbered and dated on the reverse. All prints come in a plastic sleeve with a cardboard backing.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/75833461/sexy-lord-vader-bbq-party-sexy-pin-up

NASHVILLE PUSSY! THE DWARVES!

below is a video of Nashville Pussy in their prime at my favorite old time St. Louis Venue "The Hi-Pointe". This video features me in the audience at the age of 21 years old...I'm the tall kid with the sideburns. I've posted it here on the blog before. Wait for the fire-breathing portion of the video...

and for those that don't know, Below is the Dwarves

I was so very, very stoked to do this Poster, these are two of my favorite bands in the world. Thanks to James for making it happen

Little Bo Reaper

This is the image for my new gig poster, stay tuned... or just go to my Facebook page where the poster is already up.

Eve With Tanlines print available now at the Jert store

*this is the censored version, go to the etsy store to see the uncensored version
High Resolution limited edition poster-print of an original mixed media drawing by American underground pop artist Jert. This print features the Jert's original take on the characters Eve and the Serpent from the classic biblical story of man's exile from Eden. Digitally Printed on durable 10 pt card stock, at 11" x 17" with sharp and brilliant colors. It is perfect for pin-up collectors, lovers of alternative biblical imagery, or anyone that digs chicks and snakes. All prints numbered and dated on the reverse.
All prints come in a protective plastic sleeve with a cardboard backing.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/75782224/jerts-eve-with-serpent-and-tanlines